Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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