No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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