sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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