What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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