you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
