Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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