i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I believe in your delicious
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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