my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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