hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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