Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...