So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.