i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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