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This girl is very crazy

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She's one of those compassionate ppl

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So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her

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(586): This girl is very crazy (586): She's one of those compassionate ppl (586): So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her http://tfl.nu/xowa

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(281): View more from Texas

so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?

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(281): so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad? http://tfl.nu/ttkx

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

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Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

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...are you coming on to me?

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(901): I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me. (601): Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly (901): ...are you coming on to me? http://tfl.nu/90vx

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(916): View more from California

How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.

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(916): How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology. http://tfl.nu/cnij

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(251): View more from Alabama

if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?

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(251): if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me? http://tfl.nu/7eei

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(619): View more from California

The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.

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(619): The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear. http://tfl.nu/8fu9

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(707): View more from California

I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor

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(707): I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor http://tfl.nu/hlsl

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?

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(501): I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one? http://tfl.nu/9wky

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet

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(814): you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet http://tfl.nu/l7er

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(630): View more from Illinois

i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.

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(630): i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other. http://tfl.nu/01p2

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(647): View more from Ontario

Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"

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(647): Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?" http://tfl.nu/c4jm

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.

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(423): I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire. http://tfl.nu/h7s4

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(907): View more from Alaska

I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.

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(907): I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused. http://tfl.nu/yzqj

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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"

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(306): no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out" http://tfl.nu/r386

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk

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(608): Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk http://tfl.nu/yyy6

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