Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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