I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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