the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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