Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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