Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The best revenge is premature balding
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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