in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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