I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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