i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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