Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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