if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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