Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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