that's an acceptable place to lick
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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