It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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