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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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