So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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