your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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