Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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