I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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