Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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