D3 body, D1 cock
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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