apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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