how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm too high and old for this...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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