it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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