I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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