We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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