Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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