Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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