After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
