My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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