I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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