awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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