No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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