I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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