mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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