SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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