No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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