I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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