Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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