do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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