Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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