are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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