there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
