Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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