I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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