Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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