she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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