Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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