rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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