Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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