I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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