its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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